the goal of this blog is to have it take on a life of it's own. if snark, sarcasm, the occasional obscenity, low-brow humor, and my tendency to bitch about the world offends you, then let me guide you here.
now a little about me...
born and raised in upstate new york - moved to florida 6 years ago. i make a living as an artist and designer, tend to my house, drink my share of brew, and observe others.
florida is the perfect place for that. in fact, if the internet were a real place, it would be florida. from child abductions to mystery murders to snake infestations to political scandals - and even that woman who was stuck to her toilet seat for like 10 years. i won't even get into the story about the guy who blamed his cat for downloading child pornography (link)
suffice it to say, beer gets me through. not only does a cold heineken hit the spot on a hotter than hell day, but when shit like 'woman gets robbed at gunpoint while doing yardwork' (link) goes down, one really must put the little things into greater perspective, and those little things come in 12 oz. bottles.
i sort of believe we humans are someone's great big science project. somewhere out there, someone is analyzing, recording, predicting, monitoring, and laughing their ass off. this blog is dedicated to them. i'll assist in the research and report some of my findings here. i encourage others to join in the experiment by emailing me stories or pictures of interest.
we're all still monkeys, but my tool of choice is a 27" iMac.
